Shit Show Ticket – Laser Engraved Leather Patch
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Estimated Delivery:Jun 07 - Jun 11
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Free Shipping On Qualifying Orders!
Shit Show Ticket – Laser Engraved Leather Patch
Admit One. 🎟️🔥
Because sometimes life isn’t a circus — it’s a full-blown shit show. This ticket-style patch brings sarcastic humor front and center, making it the perfect conversation starter for those who embrace the chaos.
Precision laser engraved on Texas-based Lonestar Premium Leather, this patch delivers crisp detail, rich contrast, and a rugged, timeless look that won’t peel, crack, or fade.
✅ Precision laser engraved design (permanent + high contrast)
✅ Premium Lonestar Leather
✅ Pre-applied Dura-Bull™ adhesive – heat press ready
✅ Ships within 2 business days
✅ Bulk discounts available
🧢 Perfect for hat bars, everyday wear, gift shops, events, and customers who appreciate a little dark humor with their style.
🔥 Ready to Press & Impress
Every patch comes pre-backed with Lonestar’s Dura-Bull™ Adhesive — delivering a strong, long-lasting bond. Just heat press and go — no extra adhesive needed.
🎨 Perfect for Makers
This laser engraved novelty patch is ideal for hat makers, boutique drops, events, and custom orders that call for bold humor and premium craftsmanship.
📌 Fast Shipping Notice
Patches ship fast, but custom design requests may add a short lead time. Message us if you need something custom or branded — we’re happy to help.
💡 Want this patch pressed onto a hat or customized for your brand? Reach out and let us help you M
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*Maker Foundry Items: We strive to ship all custom items within 1 business day. Premade items, DTF gang sheets, & blanks normally ship the same day if ordered before 2 PM EST.
**Items from third parties (LoneStar, Keychain Thingies, Stick 'Em Deep, OneLaser) are subject to their shipping policies and may not qualify for free shipping.
Why Maker Foundry?
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How long does it take to process an order?
Blanks normally process out the same day if ordered by 2 PM EST. We strive to ship all custom orders within 2 business days, though we often ship sooner. View our full shipping policy here.
Do you ship internationally?
Shipping options are available at checkout. Some products do not currently ship internationally. If you have a question about a specific product, please reach out!
What is your return policy?
You can find our return policy here.
What are your sizing options?
Size options vary by product. Please view available sizes on the item in question, and if you have further questions, please reach out!
Can I order something custom?
Yes, of course! We are happy to make your custom item. We offer custom products and services in this collection. You can also reach out anytime!